I would save you from said concoction, and throw Tubbi in lava instead. Or else I'd have to do all the work
Give you money to assassinate my sister to prevent Bundt and Waffles from getting nudes of her. ...wait, what?
Kill whitefang and have a necrophiliac threesome butt sex session with both of your bodies and post the pictures on facebook then tag you with your real names, birth certificates, bank information, superseding wills giving me all of your things and then do it all AGAIN for the hell of it!
Help you DDoS Elks computer so we can never see that fucking dog or cowboy with a chunk of hair missing shine again!