"What would you do to the above user"

I would bring you back a shark then accidently push you into the tank

 

Sharks are silly pets to have. I released mine on a newly opened beach on a warm summer day.. wasn't so smart in hindsight. They even made a movie about it!

 

Snakes on a plane?

 

No that was the time I accidentally left my niggerslave and a bucket of snakes on a plane then had to pee and I didn't like airplane toilets so I went off and then it left without me.

 

Make you keep up with the actual game of this thread and add your notes afterwards.

Offtopic: Like so.

 

Give you a pat on the back for keeping Whitey on track.

 

Make you bust out more rhymes like that.

Offtopic: Was that rhyme actually intentional? Regardless, it was awesome.

 

Rape him in StarCraft 2.

 

Try to rember if the Hoodie Ninja song was annoying or addictive and then say my opion.

Out of context Starcraft is such a bad game.

 

I'd agree with you and possibly provoke you to start a rage train as Teddi so aptly calls it.

 

Go drive your car.

 

GGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRR you better not spill crap in my car. It's still neat, clean, and now has underlights. I've already had to give my snotty 12 year old and 9 year old brothers for a ride... That was like effing torture.

Also, I'd suggestively play this song while you're in the car:
[youtube]nGzvbeyC35E[/youtube]

 

...Just for that I would purposely make a mess in your car. :|

 

I would tell you to go to bed.

 

Kill, take over BB, sell BB for $10 and roll around in my vast wealth.

 

Stop you from spoiling our plan.

 

Stop you from stopping me spoil your plan.

wait

 

Help you carry out your plan, then backstab you and steal your $10 and use it to buy burgers.

 

Elk could never live in my apartment, she is so short I would lose her more than I lose my guitar picks. And they end up in the weirdest fucking places.