Inform you that your post count does not go up in Fast threads and that bump was insanely uneeded. Me and Zep fought tooth and nail to make sure this thread died.
Tell you to get a mod to lock this damned thread and ban the retard who is post whoring with pretty impressively retarded bumps/posts.
Tell you that I'm an insociable person and that I'm scared of talking to people in positions of power.
I'm here my love. Tell you to tell Xandrah that since post count doesn't apply here, this thread shall continue.
Inform you that your Avatar makes that WO-MAN look stupid. Also inform Bundt that he is win for letting this thread continue.