So the police came to my house today.

[Intro]

(Snoop Doggy Dogg)
Hit this mothafucka', g.
(Dr. Dre)
Naw man, I can't fuck with that.
(Snoop Doggy Dogg)
Man, I've been dealin' with you for three mothafuckin' months and you ain't hit the pipe in front me yet.
(Dr. Dre)
So wat u sayin?
(Snoop Doggy Dogg)
I think you 5-0.
(Dr. Dre)
5-0? Man, I ain't no muthafuckin' cop.
(Snoop Doggy Dogg)
Well hit this muthafucker then.

[Verse One]

(Dr. Dre)
Tonight's the night I get in some shit.
(Snoop Doggy Dogg)
Yeah!
(Dr. Dre)
Deep cover on the incognito tip.
Killin' motherfuckers if I have to,
Peelin' caps too, cause you niggas know I'm comin' at you.
I guess thats part of the game,
But I feel for the nigger who thinks he just gonna come and chance things
With the swiftness, so get it right, with the quickness,
And let me handle my business, yo.
I'm on a mission and my mission won't stop
Until I get the nigger maxin' at the top.
(Snoop Doggy Dogg)
I hope you get his ass before he drops.
(Dr. Dre)
Kingpin kickin back while his workers sling his rocks.
Coming up like a fat rat.
Big money, big cars, big body guards on his back.
So it's difficult to get him.
(Snoop Doggy Dogg)
But I got the hook up with somebody who knows how to get in contact with
him.
(Dr. Dre)
Hit him like this and like that,
Let 'em know that I'll make it for a big fat dope sack
What is this pen? so let's rush it.
If you want to handle it tonight we'll discuss it
On the nigga's time, in the nigga's place,
Take a strap just in case one of his boys recognise my face.
Cause he's a sheisty motherfucker,
But I gives a fuck, cause I'm going deep cover.

[Chorus]

(Dr. Dre)
Yeah, and you don't stop.
(Snoop Doggy Dogg)
Cause it's 187 on an undercover cop.
(Dr. Dre)
Yeah, and you don't stop.
(Snoop Doggy Dogg)
Cause it's 187 on an undercover cop.

[Verse Two]

(Snoop Doggy Dogg)
Creep with me as I crawl through the hood,
Maniac, lunatic, call 'em Snoop Eastwood
Kickin dust as I bust fuck peace
And, the mothafuckin drug police
You already know I gives a fuck about a cop
So why in the fuck would you think that it would stop
Plot, yeah, that's what we's about to do
Take your ass on a mission with the boys in blue.
Dre.
(Dr. Dre)
What up Snoop?
(Snoop Doggy Dogg)
yo I got the feelin
Tonight's the night like Betty Wright, and I'm chillin
Killin, feelin, no remorse, yeah
So lets go straight to the motherfuckin' source
And see what we can find
Crooked ass cops that be gettin niggaz a gang of times
And now they wanna make a deal with me
Scoop me up and put me on they team and chill with me
And make my pockets bigger
They want to meet with me tonight at 7 o'clock.
(Dr. Dre)
So Whatsup nigga?
(Snoop Doggy Dogg)
What you wanna do?
(Dr. Dre)
What you wanna do?
(Snoop Doggy Dogg)
I got the gauge, a uzi and the mothafuckin 22
so if you wanna blast, nigga we can buck 'em
If we stick 'em then we suck 'em so fuck 'em!"

(I can feel it.)

[Chorus]

(Dr. Dre)
Yeah, and you don't stop.
(Snoop Doggy Dogg)
Cause it's 187 on an undercover cop.
(Dr. Dre)
Yeah, and you don't stop.
(Snoop Doggy Dogg)
Cause it's 187 on an undercover cop.

[Verse Three]

(Snoop Doggy Dogg)
Six fo' five was the time on the clock,
When me and my homey bailed in the parking lot.
The scene looked strange and it felt like a set up.
(Dr. Dre)
Better not be, cause if it is, they're getting lit up.
(Snoop Doggy Dogg)
Oh here they come from the back and they laxed.
I'm checkin for the gats they strap, so whats up black?
(Dr. Dre)
Chill, lets hit a deal,
if it aint up to what you feel then grab your steel.
(Snoop Doggy Dogg)
Right, so, what you motherfuckers gonna come at me with?
Hope you ain't wantin' none of my grip.
Cause you can save that shit.
(Dr. Dre)
Guess what they told me?
(Snoop Doggy Dogg)
"We'll give you 20 G's if you snitch on your homey,
We'll put you in a home, and make your life plush,
Oh yeah, but you got to sell dope for us."
Hmmm, let me think about it
Turned my back and grabbed my gat and guess what I told him before I shot it.
"If you don't quit, yeah, if you don't stop, yeah, I'm lettin' my gat pop"
Cause it's 1-8-7 on an undercover cop.

[Chorus]

(Dr. Dre)
Yeah, and you don't stop.
(Snoop Doggy Dogg)
Cause it's 187 on an undercover cop.
(Dr. Dre)
Yeah, and you don't stop.
(Snoop Doggy Dogg)
Cause it's 187 on an undercover cop.

 

Damn nigga that's some funny black poetry

 

Ever thought of burglers just scoping your place out for some time in the future? Think of it, they know you have a pet dog, they didn't show any badges (from what your story said which they SHOULD'VE DONE, they could get fired for not showing badges and demanding entrance to a house)
they know you have an Xbox 360, they know the layout of your house and that you get home at that time which gives them time to get to your house before your supposed arrival.

Your screwed.

 

They had some nice shiny badges with them

 

Ebay.

 

ok

 

Last time police came to our door was to get rural 911 info XD
The people who rent some of our land have been involved in an abduction case, though ><

 

Heres where "You" Fucked up

-Obviously not cops
-Obviously Drunk as fuck
-You get the gun/call police if theres time
-Tell them to fuck off and get a warrant if they are infact EXTREMELY UNDERDRESSED OFFICERS OF ZE LAW
-If ANYONE EVER kicked my dog i'd fuck them up, after that then call the REAL COPS
-If ANYONE broke my things, i'd fuck them up (ESPECIALLY COPS) after that then call the REAL COPS


To go in your house they need a warrant anyways so say no you cant come in and if they want your "Ass" then pick up the nearest blunt object in your house (If close enough, Grab the Gun) and get ready cause they are crazy.


After The Fact Plus!
You are now entitled to filing a report against Officers of ZELAOW
You Can:

-File a Trespassing Suit against them (they'd prolly get fired)
-File a suit against them for Assault and Vandalism of Private Property!

You have the upper hand!

Show em what your made of Tiger! They gave the men and women that protect this Country bad Name! Show them what real Justice is!

 

Heres where "You" Fucked up

-Obviously not cops
-Obviously Drunk as fuck
-You get the gun/call police if theres time
-Tell them to fuck off and get a warrant if they are infact EXTREMELY UNDERDRESSED OFFICERS OF ZE LAW
-If ANYONE EVER kicked my dog i'd fuck them up, after that then call the REAL COPS
-If ANYONE broke my things, i'd fuck them up (ESPECIALLY COPS) after that then call the REAL COPS


To go in your house they need a warrant anyways so say no you cant come in and if they want your "Ass" then pick up the nearest blunt object in your house (If close enough, Grab the Gun) and get ready cause they are crazy.


After The Fact Plus!
You are now entitled to filing a report against Officers of ZELAOW
You Can:

-File a Trespassing Suit against them (they'd prolly get fired)
-File a suit against them for Assault and Vandalism of Private Property!

You have the upper hand!

Show em what your made of Tiger! They gave the men and women that protect this Country bad Name! Show them what real Justice is![/quote:3h5ggmyg]

Yeah but in GTA 4 all cops are pigs and will stop at nothing to have you arrested

 

Wait youre talking about GTA4?


SHWATEHFALX!

Which translates roughly to What the Feck in Human

 

Always ask for a badge

always ask for a reaon

If they deny you either always say, fine won't tell me? Then get a warrant.

 

They are on your property uninvited you are allowed to point guns. Seriously you are. Plus fake badges are easy to get...ebay, u-spy, all kinds of places.

 

Always have a shotgun with cartages full of rocksalt near by, then picture zeke and shoot.

 

Better accuracy when picturing Angry Biker

 

Best accuracy when picturing Zeke AND Angry standing Side to Side holding hands blindfolded yelling "At least im Not Pregnant".

 

But failcon lives by himself :<

 

Well not counting the blow up dolls...

 

You nigger, don't insult Starla

 

LMFAOTROFLCOPTER

(Laugh My Fucking Ass Off The "Rolling-On-The-Floor-Laughing" Helicopter)