Forum Game : Corrupt - A - Wish

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Advantage, Mar 22, 2009.

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  1. Advantage

    Advantage Some Old Guy

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    Well , i saw this on the forums a long time ago and thought i would revive a forum game in a new thread.

    Instructions:
    Right , the first person will choose a wish , for example
    The person who would post below would post something like :
    And so on and so forth....

    Rules
    1) You may only post ONCE EVERY THREE posts
    2) No flaming or arguing with each other because of the answers
    3) Enjoy the game :p

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    First Wish:

    I wish for a fully trained for Pilots License
     
    Advantage, Mar 22, 2009
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  2. Swift RP

    Swift RP New Member

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    Wish Granted, but you die in a crash on your first flight.

    I wish for a gigantic bar of chocolate
     
    Swift RP, Mar 22, 2009
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  3. Pot Ducky

    Pot Ducky Hurf Durf,

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    Wish granted, but because you ate a 100Mile long chocolate bar you died of a heart attack.

    I wish i had a Pet Rat
     
    Pot Ducky, Mar 22, 2009
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  4. limilim

    limilim Active Member

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    Wish granted, but it has rabies.

    I wish I could skip school and play gmod
     
    limilim, Mar 22, 2009
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  5. Xandrah2

    Xandrah2 Fear me puny humans!

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    Wish granted, but you fail your current grade and have to repeat it.

    I wish I could kill all the people in the world :D
     
    Xandrah2, Mar 22, 2009
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  6. Teddi

    Teddi Well-Known Member Bear

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    Wish granted, however in this process, you kill yourself.

    I wish I could have more wishes.
     
    Teddi, Mar 22, 2009
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  7. John Brown

    John Brown [BB] Resident Alcoholic Admin

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    Wish granted, Too bad when you wish nothing happens.


    I wish for a pony.
     
    John Brown, Mar 23, 2009
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  8. The Jerry

    The Jerry Active Member

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    Wish Granted, but the Pony converts you to Judaism and throws you into an oven

    I Wish I was a Virgin
     
    The Jerry, Mar 23, 2009
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  9. limilim

    limilim Active Member

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    Wish granted, too bad you'll never have sex for the rest of your life!
    I wish I wasn't a virgin
     
    limilim, Mar 23, 2009
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  10. The Jerry

    The Jerry Active Member

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    Wish Granted, However you have sex with a bag of Expired Goat Milk Steam

    I Wish i was an Hero
     
    The Jerry, Mar 23, 2009
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  11. Teddi

    Teddi Well-Known Member Bear

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    Wish granted, but you die after having sex with a dirty STD American Hooker.
     
    Teddi, Mar 23, 2009
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  12. The Jerry

    The Jerry Active Member

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    SHIT SORRY FORGOT ABOUT RULE
     
    The Jerry, Mar 23, 2009
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  13. Zeke

    Zeke [BB] Sub Admin Sub Admin

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    No one made a wish so

    Wish granted but you jack off into a sock and feel a sharp pain, quickly you pull out your dick and find a spider crawl out of the sock. You just inadvertently fucked a spider.

    I wish Jessica Alba was my girlfriend.
     
    Zeke, Mar 23, 2009
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  14. Zephyr1551

    Zephyr1551 The Slayer of Bob

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    Wish granted but before you two get together she gets a sex change.

    I wish I had a million dollars.
     
    Zephyr1551, Mar 23, 2009
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  15. antid2

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    wish granted, but the million dollars is 1 million dollars to george bush.

    I wish i was real boy!!!.
     
    antid2, Mar 23, 2009
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  16. The Jerry

    The Jerry Active Member

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    Wish Granted, but your Gay

    I Wish i had a Turtle with a Fetish for Hats on Intelligent Rubber Cement
     
    The Jerry, Mar 23, 2009
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  17. The Jerry

    The Jerry Active Member

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    randum

    Wish Granted, But Your a Towel
     
    The Jerry, Mar 23, 2009
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  18. BlackDog

    BlackDog FUMUKU, shall rise again

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    Yea, well your a bolt of electricity
     
    BlackDog, Mar 23, 2009
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  19. The Jerry

    The Jerry Active Member

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    Yeah, so stay away from spark plugs or outlets, because wet towels don't do to well against Electricity.
     
    The Jerry, Mar 23, 2009
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  20. BlackDog

    BlackDog FUMUKU, shall rise again

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    BlackDog, Mar 23, 2009
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