Dev application

Can't compete with buttsex.

 

Cool story Bro.

Like you said to me on vent.

 

Me and teddi are getting married in september, hes with me now.....


And hi

 

But he told me I was the one for him

 

o hey thur luafaik

 

I like him, he seems nice.

 

wait, I refreshed and got this ad

 

I demand to see some of your work

 

I can't: All the shit I have is either gamemode edits I've done for people (which have all been stolen), or scripts that are under-the-sun old - as said, ask me to make something and I will

 

I've seen some stuff by you before do you have some kind of examples or whatever?

 

Make a corporations system so I don't have to.

 

Made in 5 mins or so so it's pretty basic, and may have a few mistakes

Code:

function corp.Add(ply, cid)
 query = "INSERT INTO Coopers (steamid, corp) VALUES("..ply:SteamID()..", "..cid..")"
 if mysql.query(query) then
 return true;
 else return false;
end

function corp.Remove(ply, cid)
 query = "REMOVE FROM Coopers WHERE steamid="..ply:SteamID()..", corp="..cid.."
 if mysql.query(query) then
 return true;
 else return false;
end

function META:IsCorp(cid)
 query = "SELECT FROM Coopers WHERE steamid="..META:SteamID()..", corp="..cid.."
 if mysql.query(query) then
 return true;
 else return false;
end

mysql.init() -- init your shitty shit mc shit shit shit shit here

Could be optimised a fuck ton, but I really cba - by the way, most of my shit is gamemode edits / feature addition, so hey

 

Humm. Ah well, at least it's better than Kudomiku's scripting

Code:

function forgot(Message)
 if Message then
  return 20
 else
  return 20
 end
end

 

For anyone that's wondering where that is, it's in the chatbox he made. Yes, he really did do that and he even used a hook to update the chatbox on each and every frame.

Durrrrrp

 

Nothing can compete with some gems I've seen from him (?), like assigning a variable to itself.

---------- Post added at 11:55 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:52 AM ----------

Wow this script is broken in so many ways, I couldn't even list them all

 

as said, I only wrote it in 5 seconds.

going to sleep now

 

Wow Kudo's an idiot, even a 5 year old with qbasic knowledge could code better than him.

 

Fun fact: Back in early 2008 when I still had conna on my friends list, he was asking why his gamemode wasn't working.

He sent me the entire init, cl_init, and shared of what was to become Cider 1.0 for a fix.


Fixed by replacing player:GetAll() with player.GetAll(). About 30 instances of it.