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[ATTACH] This pretty much how I feel about it. [ATTACH] I watched the presidential debate. Honestly unless Obama has a fucking teleprompter in...

trainman0927

You dont even want to know what I would do to you

I have received a lot of anal over the last 10 years, but to be to done up the butt by the dick you have is one of the most memorable parts of my...

Tell you I love you and good job for not being easy

I would make you show Ezekiel your boobies (even though you probably already have) then accidently make your house explode

Run away before you could kick me

You cannot steal my turtle or I will kill you, also I did not get a baby shark I would give you a punch to the face for trying to steal my turtle

You already know

I would bring you back a shark then accidently push you into the tank

I would give you an icecream cone and then slap it out your hands as you go to lick it.

I caught a baby great white and a five foot black tip

Been having fun, gone boogie boarding and body surfing, almost caught a shark too. I am going golfing tomorrow

Pvt.Caboose

So where do we signup?

Make fun of you for thinking this is scary

I would shove a dildo with rusty nails up your ass and the twirl it around, then I would cut the sides of your mouth then pour salt and lemon...

I would do everything in my first post and even more so that you will not forget who the real man is on this thread

FREE WIFI FTW!!!!!

Hello/Goodbye to you all for two weeks :'(