Sin Vida arrived home to greet his father with news that his peers are trying to make him develop a trait of "cool" by using some absurd type of language. Sin Vida's father, Teddi, advises him that it is not cool to do so, but it is cool to speak like a human being. He also orders his son to go out and eliminate the scum from the face of the earth. Sin Vida's adventure has just begun, and now you must either become his ally, or his enemy. The choice could affect you the rest of your lifetime, if you are not dead already. Enemies 1. John Waffles Brown's Legion *Deceased* 2. Scum of the Earth *Primary Target* 3. The Feisty Faggots 4. halo *Slain* Allies 1. T. Orange Corporation *Advisor* 2. Bundt Glove Society 3. CODENAME: KITE Neutral 1. George-kun 2. Cole King-chan
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CODENAME: KITE 11/10/2010 WEB DESIGN II SQUIRE VIDA STATUS REPORT THE TURKS HAVE NOT YET BEEN ABLE TO SALVAGE A NEW POTATO FOR THEIR FARM IN RUSSIAN TERRITORY. I HAVE BEEN WATCHING, SECLUDED IN MY FOXHOLE, THEIR EVERY MOVE. I NOW KNOW WHAT THE HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR HERE IN THE STYGIAN. 'TIS NO LONGER A QUESTION OF FATE BUT MORE A QUESTION OF WHEN. THE TURKS HAVE FOUND A MALICIOUS NEW TYPE OF VIRUS THAT HAS HIT THE LOCATION NAMED HAITI. TREATABLE IN THE LAND OF NORTH WE HAVE YET PROVIDED A SECURE WAY TO TAKE THE INITIATIVE OF LAUNCHING AND TRANSPORTING THESE CONDITIONAL VACCINES TO THE ZONE. IN MY WAY OF COMPARISON THE TURKS WILL NOW BE SURE TO INEVITABILITY LAUNCH A SURPRISE ATTACK ON THE LOCALS OF NOVAC. VIDA, YOUR BOUNTY SKILLS ARE NEEDED IN ORDER TO BRING DOWN THIS SUDDEN THREAT. THE TURKS WILL USURP NOVAC WITHIN A MATTER OF WEEKS. NOVAC CITIZENS HAVE ALREADY PREPARED FOR AN INSURRECTION AGAINST THE TURKS. IN RECONCILIATION, THE NORTHERN ANONYMOUS WILL SUPPORT YOU WITH THE PROVIDED MATERIALS IN YOUR MANUSCRIPT. REPORT TO TEDDI ONCE YOU HAVE THE REQUIRED TRAITS NEEDED FOR THIS JOB. IT WILL NOT BE AN EASY TASK AND A RELENTLESS WINTER IS AHEAD. FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS WILL BE GIVEN BY TEDDI AT 2100 ON THE MARKED LOCATION ON YOUR HUD.
Name: The Feisty Furries Date:11/10/10 Course:Bestiality My Name:Mittens the Kitten Status Report: We have currently released our search dogs all sent to kill or capture Bounty Hunter Vida. All have turned up dead. We then released Code Name Wolf. Hasn't reported in yet. If this continues we will have to release the elephants. If any member is able to capture or kill him doggy treats will be reported -End Report-