Lol school systems fucked up again

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  1. {WBA} Killswitch

    {WBA} Killswitch New Member

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    They enrolled me in a different school. And here's the dress code:

    Shirts

    1. Shirts must be a solid color
    2. Allowed Styles: a. Spirit shirts with Northwood logos may be worn at any time. b. Polo shirts with a collar, Crew neck t-shirts must be worn under polo shirts.

    NOT PERMITTED:
    Camis, cropped shirts or tight stretch shirts. Stripes, words, or logos are not allowed on any shirts/sweatshirts/sweater. Undergarments may not show at the shirt-tale or sleeves. Lycra or stretch fabric is not allowed. Shirts must extend to the zipper or be tucked into pants. For hygienic reasons, gym shirts may not be worn in place of dress policy shirts.

    Pants/Skirts/Capris/Shorts
    1. PROPERLY FITTING (NOT TIGHT) solid color bottoms.
    2. Black/Navy/Tan are allowed.
    3. Pants (etc.) are to be worn above the hip bone. No sagging.
    4. Cotton twill, cotton/poly blends, corduroy, or wool fabric only.
    5. For safety reasons, all bottoms must have hems (not frayed) and may not touch the ground.
    6. Shorts/skirts/jumpers/etc. must be properly fitting and at least "finger-tip" in length.

    Not permitted:
    Denim or jean material is not allowed. Nylon wind-pants, sweatpants, or stretch-fabric pants are not allowed. No holes, rips, and/or tears are permitted. No skinny jeans or pajamas.

    Sweaters/Sweatshirts/Hoodies
    1. Any solid color sweatshirt or sweater may be worn or layered over code policy shirts.
    2. Solid sweatshirts with zippers are permitted.

    Socks/Shoes
    1. Socks may be white or a color that matches the pants.
    2. Any shoe deemed safe and appropriate for school is acceptable.
    3. Flip flops, house slippers, and/or slides are not appropriate for school.
    4. Sandals must have a back.
    5. Shoes with shoe strings must be kept tied.


    Strict, eh? But yeah I have no idea why it's like that. Perhaps to keep kids from going straight gangsta yo.
     
  2. Zephyr1551

    Zephyr1551 The Slayer of Bob

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    I never had a dress code in any school my entire life. I can say that now since I'm in college :)
     
  3. Elk

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    Ahahahaha strict dress code.
     
  4. Teddi

    Teddi Well-Known Member Bear

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    "No Sagging".

    Wat
     
  5. Zeke

    Zeke [BB] Sub Admin Sub Admin

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    I always went to school naked
     
  6. The Jerry

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    SO shorts have to be atleast fingertip length? What if the bitch has no arms? How fucking bad would they feel then?
     
  7. John Brown

    John Brown [BB] Resident Alcoholic Admin

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    Or no leg.

    *bad katie/noobie pun*
     
  8. The Jerry

    The Jerry Active Member

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    That nigga had both legs and a penis, what "she" bitchin bout.
     
  9. Whitefang

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    Upset your school, go naked.

    Also, finger-tip length? WAT. GO BUY THE SHORTEST SKIRT YOU CAN FIND.
     
  10. Elk

    Elk ecology enthusiast

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    If you're skinny and pretty, they don't care.
    Witnessed many times at my school.
     
  11. Whitefang

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    All teachers are pedos.

    NO EXCEPTIONS.
     
  12. Tubbimora

    Tubbimora New Member

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    Just wear a belt. Nothing else.
    Also, at least you guys don't have to wear set uniforms like most of us in the UK have/had to...
     
  13. Whitefang

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    I would love that. Finding those little loopholes in the dress code that would upset them but would be allowed.
     
  14. {WBA} Killswitch

    {WBA} Killswitch New Member

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    *ahem* You see, these Americans over here like to show their undergarments. Therefore they wear their pants so low their underwear shows. It's funny really, because, we Europeans aren't like that.

    Also, Tubbi, uniforms are sexy. Therefore don't bitch about wearing a uniform.
     
  15. Teddi

    Teddi Well-Known Member Bear

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    I see.

    Well my old highschool (and the one my younger sister goes to) just require standard jumper, pants and decent shoes with a polo shirt. Nice and easy to be honest.
     
  16. Whitefang

    Whitefang ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    Don't be so sure, niggers have started copying it here. Wiggers have already caught up. I might need to start a genocide.
     
  17. Bundt

    Bundt DJ Pauly D MVP

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    Bros.

    And I see dress codes implyed in NYC so many times, I feel so bad. But y'know... Kinda useful with 8mil+ in the city.
     
  18. Tubbimora

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    Eeeeeeeeeeeh, I'm not really into the uniform thing personally. Plus, having to wear a tie and have your shirt tucked in on a really hot day whilst sitting inside a boiling hot room really, really, REALLY sucks.
     
  19. {WBA} Killswitch

    {WBA} Killswitch New Member

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    :p
     
  20. Teddi

    Teddi Well-Known Member Bear

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    Your school still has ties?