Detention

I was once gonna get detention for not wanting to tell on a friend who broke something or whatever. Principal went lolno and I laughed at the teacher.

 

2nd grade is rough, i'm telling ya.

 

Oh yeah dude I know, I figured that out my self.

 

luls, the only thing you got detention for in my school was doing serious shit, your country sucks.

 

Because getting detention for something is the collective fault of America.

Okay.

 

ಠ_ಠ I wasn't born here you know.

 

i proudly was

 

Haha school
/week left of summer

 

I start Sept. 1st. >_>

 

I start Wednesday. Oh well, college be fun

 

I got detention for having sex with my teacher and not wearing the condom she told me to wear. Now she's pregnant.

 

FUUUUUU.

 

I live in Connecticut, the amount of snow days I got pushed me into having school late June, Sept start date makes sense.

 

I start never. GG.

 

Pfft, this is nothing (not to go on an "in my day..." rant) but in my days, I got detention for the oddest crap you've ever heard. Most prominent of which I can think of is when I spilled a drink in the cafeteria (in the morning mind you) and didn't clean it up. I got five detentions for that. I actually had to negotiate for the the five detentions, originally I was banned (start the ban hammer jokes) from even going into the cafeteria in the mornings, and that's where all my friends were, plus breakfast (I didn't eat at home).

 

So clean up your fucking mess you dirty fucker.

 

... To this day, I still do.

 

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Lolwut dude.......

 

Yea well that would make sense since I did know a girl who happened to be allergic to latex. Anyways I got detention once for I think shoving a bunch of garbage into the back of my friends hoodie but I also brought down my friends with me, including the one I garbaged. Then after that I got a waivered expulsion for arson. And then I came back and graduated. Now I do college which is easy shit.