Buying an Alienware Laptop, need help choosing which one

Everyone knows buying expensive overpriced laptops extends your epenis.

 

I have a feeling it's going to overheat just by idling. Don't put it on your lap.

 

Don't put a new Macbook Pro on your lap, it can get over 100 degrees!

 

You'll go sterile.
Anyway I change my vote to black.

 

cooling pad yessssssssss

 

I dont know...... Getting your balls burnt sounds pretty sexy

 

btw alienware is like 1k overpriced

 

Spoke to a few people with the same specs, Doesn't overheat what so ever. even when on high load

And about the price, i don't care.

I promised myself when i was like 10 that i was going to get an alienware computer. and this is me upholding that promise

 

Do it then, get the black

 

ok

 

Don't do it... But get the black.

 

go with red

 

Racist

 

Well, with black you get different color keyboard lighting, but with red, you get a red side. Tough choice.

 

Gonna get black, It's possible to change the chassis, so may do that when my warranty runs out if i still want to