"What would you do to the above user"

Lol, you think I'm getting trolled.
So I'm going to post moar.

 

I would do everything in my first post and even more so that you will not forget who the real man is on this thread

 

If a guy on the internet is the only one you'd trust to live with, then I think that that shows a dedicated lack of faith to the people around you.

 

I would shove a dildo with rusty nails up your ass and the twirl it around, then I would cut the sides of your mouth then pour salt and lemon juice on them. After that I would pull off your toe nails and finger nails and put salt all over those. Lastly I would let you sit in a bath of acid to die.

 

Make you watch this

Extreme gore alert. Don't watch if you don't like horror films.
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Make fun of you for thinking this is scary

 

Love you forever and ever and ev- Nah, maybe a little.
And I meant on this forum, hurp. Not the internet. Don't be silly, Whitey fang.

 

Ask you if that image on the left is from Cowboy Bebop. I saw it on Adult Swim at like 2:30 Sunday morning.

 

Ironically, Cowboy Bebop and Fist of the North Star are the only anime's I've ever liked and ever will.

 

Force you to help me lower BB's idiot population, one hatchet swing at a time.

 

Only on Tuesdays.

 

a hearty hand shake

 

Give him a ginormous scrumptious pie of his favorite flavor.

 

Try out Stalker 2 with you!

 

I would give you an icecream cone and then slap it out your hands as you go to lick it.

 

OH FUCK YOU THAT HAPPENS ALMOST EVERY TIME
I would make you bring me back a damn baby shark.

 

And then what Elk? Remember that baby tiger I gave you? WHERE IS HE NOW ELK? WHERE IS HE NOW?!

 

I would chain you up to my basement, devoid of any life or hope and make you code rp

 

That won't work, since A. I'm chained up, and B. I have nothing to lose, so why should I do something that bores me 80% of the time?